Bette Midler Is Broadway’s Hottest Ticket – But Why Is ‘Hello, Dolly! Still A Thing?
... a New York Central train that locomotes across the stage. (Poor David Hyde Pierce, as Horace Vandergelder, the Yonkers half-millionaire Dolly has her eyes on, is outfitted so garishly he could wonder a few blocks uptown and sub in for Willy Wonka ...