Lady Gaga has promised not to make a billion viewers go goo goo at the Super Bowl – by keeping her clothes ON. Insiders say Gaga has given assurances to the NFL that she will not replicate some of her early performances by baring her body or flashing the flesh during the Pepsi halftime show.

Welcome to the first annual Confidential Awards – a celebration of all that our stars have accomplished in 2016, and what the future might hold. Aside from Bloom whipping out his trusty co-star on a nude paddleboard jaunt, the two have remained quietly, reliably adorable.