Winning researchers included two scientists who studied the sex lives of constipated scorpions, and a person who made a life-size crash test dummy of a moose.
“Never in the history of the Duesseldorf customs office has a trail of slime led us to smuggled goods,” spokesman Michael Walk told the media.
Peter Reid was left baffled during contract negotiations with a key midfield target during his time as Sunderland boss - with Stefan Schwarz open to leaving planet Earth
Jemima Packington - also known as Mystic Veg - has made several accurate predictions in the past, but has now made shocking prophecies about the futures of King Charles and Boris Johnson