Man, 81, Cops Shuffleboard Rage Plea

Herbert Hayden this month entered a no contest plea to a misdemeanor battery charge filed following a mid-September altercation at a senior citizens center. Seen at right, Hayden was ordered by a Circuit Court judge to pay about $1000 in fines, fees, and restitution.

10 Delightfully Strange Patents

As any multitasker knows, it can feel impossible to sit at a computer and focus on work that needs to get done. What if something happens on Facebook? How can you focus until you know who's on the Wikipedia page of left-handed historical figures? To force concentration, many resort to draconian measures like limiting Internet use or going offline altogether.

Daughter: Actress and author Carrie Fisher dies at age 60

In this Sunday, Jan. 25, 2015 file photo, Carrie Fisher presents the life achievement award on stage at the 21st annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. On Tuesday, Dec. 27, 2016, a publicist said Fisher has died at the age of 60. less FILE - In this Sunday, Jan. 25, 2015 file photo, Carrie Fisher presents the life achievement award on stage at the 21st annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles.

Christmas service accidentally prints Tupac’s “Hail Mary” lyrics Read Story Andrea Park, CBS News

A Christmas service pamphlet from a Sri Lankan church went viral after it mistakenly printed Tupac's "Hail Mary" lyrics instead of the words to the 1,000-year-old prayer that includes passages from the Gospel of Luke. Instead, Columbo churchgoers at Joy to the World 2016, one of Sri Lanka's largest carol services, were surprised to see lines like, "Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' p***y" and "Killuminati, all through your body.

Photos of The Year

It's been a bumpy year, and everyone could do with a dose of levity. The news agency AFP has picked its favorite offbeat photos of 2016, and we have selected our favorites from these in three categories. Enjoy!

10 Most Ridiculous and Weird Laws in the World

... you can login if you are already a member. Certain laws serve absolutely no purpose, and these 10 most ridiculous and weird laws in the world are a testament to that. Some actually do have an ulterior motive in that they ameliorate society in a way ...

Best of 2016: Bizarre moments

... when a fan threw a ball with an earplug attached to it after Rory McIlroy had hit his tee shot. "It was sort of weird. That's never really happened to me before," McIlroy said. "So random. The guy tried to say it was a gift. I don't know why you ...

Get Movin’ Monday: Healthy Eats From Sprout Salad Company

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Cancer patient donates years’ worth of pizza to food bank new

A Pennsylvania man going through treatment for colon cancer won a pizza parlor's raffle for a years' worth of free pies and then donated his prize to a local food bank. Thirty-six-year-old Josh Katrick, of Northampton, had just completed his eighth round of chemotherapy when he learned that he was the winner of his favorite neighborhood restaurant's contest.

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Lena Dunham once again decided to use poor judgement in deciding to pose topless for the world to see as she attempted to be a mermaid. "And then she got her holiday wish aka her lifelong wisha we wish you a mermaid Christmas," Dunham captioned the snap.

Kid’s innocent drawing has transformed Santa’s reindeer into something a lot ruder

Given it's only Boxing Day and you're likely to still be surrounded by all things Christmas, it's probably not too difficult to drum up an image of Dasher, Dancer etc is it? Well, scrap whatever image has popped into your head - because reindeer have gone and had a naughty make-over . The genius behind the make-over is a six-year-old, whose mum, Connie, posted an image of her kid's artwork on Twitter.

Michelle Obama: A first lady who charted her own course

In this May 3, 2011, file photo, first lady Michelle Obama dances with students at Alice Deal Middle School in northwest Washington during a surprise visit for the school's Let's Move! event. When Michelle Obama considered the daunting prospect of becoming first lady, she purposely avoided turning to books by her predecessors for guidance.

Council turned down tank

After the Council refused a man's planning application for housing in central London, he applied to put a tank on the land instead. The council presumed he meant a septic tank and grated permission.

China resumes ties with Sao Tome in triumph over Taiwan

Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi, right, shares a light moment with his Sao Tome counterpart Urbino Botelho after a signing ceremony at the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse in Beijing, Monday, Dec. 26, 2016. China and Sao Tome and Principe officially resumed diplomatic relations on Monday, in a triumph for Beijing over rival Taiwan after the African island nation abruptly broke away from the self-ruled island last week.

Dads Face Swap with their babies – with VERY bizarre results

George Michael dies 'of heart failure' at his UK home aged just 53 as heartbroken Wham! bandmate Andrew Ridgeley pays tribute to 'my beloved friend Yog' and fans mourn legend's death 'Do you really want to hurt me? I guess you do 2016 - #ripboygeorge': Sarah Michelle Gellar is hammered online after mixing up her 80s pop icons in wake of George Michael's death 'I am in deep shock. I have lost a close friend.'

Struggling to understand the strange new America

China's financial capital is known for its glamorous riverfront. The neon-lit skyscrapers of the Pudong district are on one side and the beloved Bund, or embankment walkway, on the other, fronted by historic colonial-era bank buildings that now host high-end restaurants.

Leicester City A 20,000 bet winner jokes of going pro as he wins hundreds more

A lucky football fan who won a 20,000 drunken bet on Leicester City's Premier League glory has joked about turning professional after winning hundreds of pounds which paid for his Christmas shopping. A lucky football fan who won a 20,000 drunken bet on Leicester City's Premier League glory has joked about turning professional after winning hundreds of pounds which paid for his Christmas shopping.

Tiffany Scanlon wishes fans a Merry Christmas with a bizarre selfie in a glittery swimsuit

American student, 22, is still stuck in North Korea after a year because Kim Jong-un is unwilling to make deals like his father The most heartbreaking Christmas: Man left in a coma after a house fire that killed his wife and five-year-old son wakes up - only to learn the terrible news Eerie photos show abandoned churches which have been left to crumble with graffiti-covered walls, decaying pews, and BONES littering the floor 'My cheer and her grinching clash': Tiffany Scanlon wishes fans a Merry Christmas with a bizarre selfie... before speaking out about Megan's solo holiday The pair met on The Bachelor and instead of leaving with the man whose attentions they were supposed to be vying for, they left with each other instead.

Gabi Grecko shares bizarre Christmas photo on Instagram

And Gabi Grecko was off to a good start on Christmas Day, posting a snap of an intricately designed gingerbread house. 'Stoner gingerbread house': Gabi Grecko has shared a bizarre Christmas snap after she vowed to share less naked snaps on social media The former New York prostitute is known for her short-lived marriage to 73-year-old Melbourne businessman Geoffrey Edelsten.

Lena Dunham goes topless as she dons fish tail for bizarre beach photo

Donald Trump's married communications director quits just two days after being appointed as female staffer hints in series of now deleted tweets that he has been involved in a sex scandal BREAKING NEWS - Syrian-bound Russian defense ministry plane carrying 91 people including its renowned military band crashes into the Black Sea moments after taking off from Sochi California man fights to have his DUI case based on a charge of driving under the influence of caffeine dismissed This is why you don't leave Christmas shopping to the last minute: Massive brawls break out in malls across the US as tempers fray and fists fly with hours to go Here comes Santa Claus! Michelle Obama and the military helps kids follow Old St. Nick's progress round the world Long Island man, 56, is arrested for 'trying to strangle his dog with a zip tie and hitting it over the head with a shovel' so hard it had to ... (more)

Officer Dragged, Person Tased In Forest Lake Incident

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May the farce be with you: Bizarre footage shows a parking…

'Their courage allows us to enjoy the season': The Obamas honor the military in their last holiday message from the White House Colorado mother, 38, drugged her two young sons with narcotic painkillers before fatally shooting them and herself in tragic minivan murder suicide Long Island man, 56, is arrested for 'trying to strangle his dog with a zip tie and hitting it in the head with a shovel' 'There is one president at a time': Obama Administration dismisses Trump's criticism after U.S. abstains from UN Israel vote Mother-of-two, 32, traveling with her young daughters to visit family is killed by driver fleeing DUI checkpoint in Virginia Carrie Fisher's daughter rushes to mom's intensive care bedside with her beloved dog, as pilot call reveals actress, 60, suffered a major heart attack on flight and 'stopped breathing for 10 minutes' Can you spot what's wrong with these pictures? The ... (more)

Most bizarre festivals you can join in 2017

Men in loincloths take part in the Hadaka Matsuri, or Naked Festival, at Saidaiji Temple in Japan - one of the most unique cultural festivals in the world. Picture: Trevor Williams/Getty Images From flying goats and gigantic pretend penises to punch a neighbour day, these are the world's oddest festivals according to The Sun - and their dates, if you dare.

Sport24.co.za | Criticism of team, captain Smith just ‘bizarre’

Australia vice-captain David Warner has found it "bizarre" that pundits and fans continue to criticise the team despite winning their last two test matches after a run of five losses. Misbah-ul-Haq's side were dismissed for 450 on the final day at the Gabba, chasing a victory target of 490, having counter-attacked late on the fourth evening of the day-night test.

Trump’s Perry pick for DOE strange, but no joke

To continue reading up to 10 premium articles, you must register , or sign up and take advantage of this exclusive offer: President-elect Donald Trump has every right to select whomever he wants for his Cabinet and chief advisory positions. Some of his choices, however, make it harder to distinguish between the reality of our 45th president and the parodies of him on “Saturday Night Live.” Sometimes it seems as if Trump is playing jokes.

Freaky Friday: Recapping Weird Day in NFL News

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Vikings Plane Slides Off Runway In Appleton, No Injuries

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Teddy bear takes Detroit airport adventure after being found new

The Southwest Airlines ramp agent learned through social media that the 8-year-old daughter of an old friend lost her stuffed bear named Teddy after flying from Dallas to Detroit Metropolitan Airport. Eleanor Dewald's mother, Trish Dewald, put out the digital call after having no success with the airport's lost-and-found operation.

Teddy bear takes Detroit airport adventure after being found

This December 2016 photo provided by Steven J. Laudeman shows stuffed bear named Teddy that Eleanor Dewald, 8, lost lost flying from Dallas to Detroit Metropolitan Airport. Steven Laudeman, a Southwest Airlines ramp agent, learned through social of the lost bear, retraced Eleanor's steps before his shift began Thursday, Dec. 22, and found the bear.

Richmond Mounties bust Lego thieves

Richmond RCMP say they didn't need to read the instructions when they busted one of the Lower Mainland's more unconventional criminal gangs: the Lego gang. Mounties arrested 16 people as part of its Christmas Blitz, including members of a group that specializes in the retail theft of Lego sets.

MDA Warns Consumers Against Norseman’s Leathered Aquavit

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Zoo Scientists Protect Rare Fijian Iguana

A rare baby iguana that was discovered on the island of Malolo Levu in Fiji has been moved to a captive environment at Ahura Resorts in Fiji by San Diego Zoo scientists to protect the animal from predators. The Fijian Crested Iguana was found during a recent population survey of a remnant dry forest area.

5 Biggest Surprises In The NHL In 2016-17 Season

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Weird and wonderful charity shop donations

A prosthetic leg, a sheep's head and a Victoria Cross medal are among the most unusual items donated to charity. The top 10 list, compiled by the Charities Aid Foundation , also includes a pair of canaries, a live ferret and a ventriloquist dummy.

The Latest: Putin rejects accusations of meddling in US vote

Russian President Vladimir Putin is praising U.S. President-elect Donald Trump for keenly feeling American voters' mood to win the election, and he rejects the White House's accusations of meddling in the vote. Speaking at an annual news conference, Putin said Friday that Russia hopes to develop "businesslike and constructive relations that would benefit both Russia and the United States."

The Latest: Italian policeman shot during shootout with Amri

Italian police cordon off an area around a body after a shootout between police and a man in Milan's Sesto San Giovanni neighborhood, Italy, early Friday, Dec. 23, 2016. Italy's interior minister Marco Minniti says the man killed in an early-hours shootout in Milan is "without a shadow of doubt" the Berlin Christmas market attacker Anis Amri.

‘A gift from Kim Jong-un’: Uproar as North Korean soldiers given a…

'A gift from Kim Jong-un': Uproar as North Korean soldiers given a new diet by their leader, which causes a mass outbreak of diarrhea thanks to 'strange smelling' sandfish North Korea's border guards have been struck by a mass outbreak of diarrhea, after Kim Jong-un decided their diet needed improving. Soldiers are reported to be cynically describing the unpleasant illness as a 'gift from Kim Jong-un' - with strange smelling sandfish believed to be the cause.

News presenter forgets she’s sitting at a glass desk and gives viewers an eyeful on live TV

The journalist was sitting at the desk with her legs apart when the camera panned out to reveal the embarrassing wardrobe malfunction live on TV A news presenter suffered an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction live on TV - when she forgot she was sitting at a glass desk. Journalist Costanza Calabrese was presenting the late night bulletin on Italian TV channel TG 5 when she gave viewers a bit of an eyeful.

Bizarre invite for shoppers to have picture with armed police in Meadowhall

South Yorkshire Police has issued a bizarre appeal for shoppers visiting Meadowhall to pose for a picture - with armed police officers. The force posted a tweet yesterday of three armed cops smiling while holding their guns at the shopping centre with the message: "Seen our officers in Meadowhall? Say hello and ask for a photo if you like! We've got extra patrols on over Christmas."

Aleppo confronts vast destruction left by 4 years of war

This Monday, Dec. 5, 2016 file photo, a ball of fire rises following an air strike hits insurgent positions in eastern neighborhoods of Aleppo, Syria. As the battle for Aleppo winds down after more than four years of brutal street fighting and punishing aerial bombardments, the staggering extent of destruction begins to emerge: Tens of thousands of homes and apartments have been rendered uninhabitable, most factories have been looted or destroyed and some ancient landmarks have been reduced to rubble.

Video no man wants to see… as FIREMEN use pliers and a saw to free trapped penis

The man's swollen penis was going black from a metal ring he'd placed around his manhood for "sexual pleasure" A man whose penis became stuck in a metal ring when he put it on his manhood for "sexual pleasure" had to have the toy sawn off by firefighters after doctors failed to remove it. The man, who chose to remain unnamed, purchased the ring from a sex shop in Suqian City, in East China's Jiangsu Province, "for fun".

Strange noises from cargo hold prompt jetliner to make U-turn

A United Airlines flight returned to Houston's Bush Intercontinental Airport Thursday evening after crew members heard strange noises coming from the cargo hold, reports CBS Houston affiliate KHOU-TV . The United Airlines flight to Equador departed from Houston at 5:39 p.m. and was in the air about an hour before landing without incident back in Houston.

Another Weird-Ass Christmas

Our pal Cat A. Waller has assembled another great batch of oddities, novelties, and cheese with a yule-time spin and I'd love to break it down for you, but Cat fears the copyright nazis, and would rather you just download this beast and check it out for yourself. Actually, a lot of it is quite old, so it's probably ok, but hey, can't be too careful nowadays.

After passing written exam, health check, Santa gets pilot’s license renewed in the nick of time

Santa Claus has successfully renewed his commercial pilot's license, passing a written exam as well as a health check - despite high sugar levels - and is good to fly for Christmas, Canada's transportation department said Thursday. Santa was given his pilot's license renewal by Transport Minister Marc Garneau, a former astronaut, according to a video released on Twitter by Transport Canada.

Massive secret insect migrations ‘equivalent of 20,000 reindeer’

Trillions of insects buzz and flutter across southern England each year in secret migrations that move the biomass equivalent of 20,000 flying reindeer, scientists have revealed. Trillions of insects buzz and flutter across southern England each year in secret migrations that move the biomass equivalent of 20,000 flying reindeer, scientists have revealed Trillions of insects buzz and flutter across southern England each year in secret migrations that move the biomass equivalent of 20,000 flying reindeer, scientists have revealed.