Royal We-ekender: What is your bizarre injury?

I asked around for suggestions for a title for this "Sunday Notes" column and reader cmkeller suggested "Royal We-ekender", a delicious pun on "the royal we" , so we'll go with that for awhile. Dayton Moore has talked about extending the window past 2017, which is why he acquired Major League-ready players like Jorge Soler and Nate Karns and signed free agents to multi-year deals.