What could be more fun in mid-July than an appellate court case featuring beautiful Eastern European women who lured pure and innocent American businessmen into private bars where they ran up tabs in the tens of thousands of dollars? There's no rule that says judges can't have fun, especially in the judicial summer silly season and the court certainly tried to be funny in describing the situation. But there was also a serious legal issue in play, one that should matter to everyone who sells anything for a living: it's not fraud if you tricked the customer into the transaction, but then gave him exactly what you promised at precisely the price you told him he would pay.