Eric Trump huffily shuts down sister auction

An auction offering a 45A minute private meeting with Ivanka Trump in exchange for a charitable donation was abruptly canceled Friday after questions were raised about the process by ethics experts, who said it appeared to offer bidders special access to the next first family. Ethics concerns – hoocoodanode? Eric Trump, whose stubborn case of “resting sociopath face” is perhaps a factor in the decision to recruit his famous sibling for the auction rather than representing his eponymous foundation himself, was none too pleased about the derailment of the annual sister-hustle: Eric Trump issued a statement as well, expressing regret that the charity effort had to be called off.