President Donald Trump signs three executive actions in the Oval Office on January 28, 2017 in Washington, D.C. The actions outline a reorganization of the National Security Council, implement a five year lobbying ban on administration officials and a lifetime ban on administration officials lobbying for a foreign country and calls on military leaders to present a report to the president in 30 days that outlines a strategy for defeating ISIS. But seriously, the oddest thing about this stor y is it seems the reporter stood by and watched as a woman wrote "pussy" in Spanish on a Trump-owned Southern California golf club while a man took a leak in some Trump bushes.