Month: April 2024
Influencer declares ‘eat cake and be squishy’ as she strips to flaunt her curves
Evil baby killer ‘beaten to pulp in prison’ and left with shoeprint on forehead
NASA tasked with transforming Moon into giant space clock – there’s just a few problems
WrestleMania XL: Everything you need to know about WWE’s biggest event of the year
Deadly virus ‘you’ve never heard of’ is like flu and has no vaccine as warning issued
‘I’m a maid turned plus size model – men are scared to date me because I’m so hot’
Living Nostradamus says Moon could be ‘advanced alien artefact’ humans can’t understand
You’ve been cleaning your toilet wrong – hygiene expert warns about ‘disgusting’ mistake
NASA issues urgent warning as solar eclipse to plunge millions into darkness
Retired vet found dead after savage attack by pack of seven dogs including his own
Women are ditching sex as they’re worried bonks will be ‘bad or mediocre’
Ancient civilisation ‘used Stonehenge to predict monster asteroid hitting Earth’
‘I’m a prison officer turned model – jailbirds now try and buy my sexy content’
Playboy model ‘kicked out of store’ for dancing in racy PVC dress
Artificial intelligence deployed as weapon in war with invasive Asian hornets
World’s ‘unluckiest bloke’ had home covered in lava before car fell off ferry into sea
Inside ‘poorest’ place in America where world’s ‘most inbred family’ call home
Pub gang brawl saw punters openly snort cocaine off their hands and suck ‘Mollypops’
World’s oldest man dies aged 114 after drinking glass of specific booze every day
UK fairground ride horror as spinning panel flies off and lands teen girl in A&E
Killer Taiwan earthquake leaves apocalyptic scenes in its wake as tsunami warning looms
UK weather maps show ’20C scorcher’ this weekend despite ’10cm per hour’ snow blast
EuroMillions fraudster foiled by desperate mum who ‘bared her soul on Facebook’
Rare 50p coin collector bags huge bargain after London Olympic set goes on sale
Only people with ‘high IQs’ can spot yellow car in optical illusion test
AI fridges will be able to tell who has nicked your favourite beer or leftover curry
Trespassing bird causes travel chaos at Brighton station
A bird trespassing on train tracks at Brighton station caused an hour-and-a-half of disruption during rush hour.
British beauty queen dies suddenly over Easter weekend as family left ‘shattered’
Rare macaque stolen from zoo
A rare macaque has been stolen during a raid on a zoo in Germany.
Wales is named UFO hotspot of the UK after 323 cases of possible E.T spacecrafts
World’s most haunted restaurants including eatery spooked by ghost of murdered smuggler
Man who drove 700 miles to set fire to Twitch streamer’s car in horror ordeal is jailed
Girl, 12, married to priest, 65, is ‘under police protection’ as public call for arrest
Liz Truss announces book as social media users won’t let her forget the Daily Star lettuce
Busty model teases ‘I’m your date’ as she unleashes boobs in plunging top
Mormon mum with racy double life turns heads by teasing thongs in tight leggings
Raging Russian tourist Tasered ‘going berserk’ starting his own war in Thai resort
Doctor debunks anti-ageing trend where women rub raw potatoes on dark circles
‘I made sister change inappropriate funeral outfit – fishnets and mini skirt isn’t okay’
Astonishing moment ‘idiots’ use huge snake as skipping rope sparking fury among viewers
‘Marilyn Monroe double’ splashes £39k on surgery – but now wants to reverse look
WWE Clash at the Castle Glasgow: What you need to know about the first ever Scottish PPV
BREAKING Istanbul nightclub blaze leaves dozens dead as images show horrifying damage
UK heatwave warning with ‘mid-20Cs or higher’ on cards ‘for two weeks straight’ this month
Indian restaurant writes rude mistake on takeaway box – leaving customer gobsmacked
‘UK Roswell’ UFO debris analysis blows alien mystery open as ‘hybrid tech didn’t exist’
‘I had butt surgery to satisfy my five wives – I’ll do anything for them’
Bird flu passed to human after contact with infected cows as virus spreads to five states
Haiti gangs shooting up fancy suburbs is ‘calculated and frightening’ move from Barbecue
One part of the body can ‘reveal your penis size’ – and it’s not your feet
Doctor shows ‘slice of penis’ under microscope – and leaves men squirming
‘Aggressive’ Jet2 passenger who downed four wines before vile rant says she’s ‘humiliated’
Woman tries on extreme hot pants that are so tiny ‘they’ll cause UTI’
Haitian protesters parade Russian flags as they beg Putin to help battle gangs
‘Booking a massage saved my life – I wouldn’t be here if beautician didn’t see red flag’
‘Bullies called me thick and ugly – but I got last laugh after becoming model’
Donald Trump’s ‘new shrunken net worth’ after forking out $1.15billion in losses
Snow coming to eight UK cities as weather maps show ‘5cm per hour flurries’ this week
Energy bills are changing this month – handy calculator shows you how much by
‘I have one of world’s biggest penises – it’s so massive women are scared to bonk me’
Murky world of assassinations ‘carried out by CIA and FSB’ – with Russians ‘sadistic’
‘Sex Siren’ prostitute, 20, ‘lured pimp to landfill where sugar daddy, 65, burned him alive’
‘I paid £3k to marry myself – vile trolls who say no one would love me are wrong’
Teacher jailed for using sex toys on pupil, 13, who she called ‘babe’
Britain’s most tattooed mum ‘banned’ from church – and not just because of ink
Finland school shooting leaves 3 injured as locals warned ‘don’t open door to strangers’
Peanut-crazed ‘Big Daddy’ monkey gets way too familiar with ‘panicking’ Brit woman
Kate Middleton’s cancer announcement ‘rushed out as mystery person threatened to leak it’
Trillions of underground bugs to emerge ‘in biggest invasion in centuries’
Trillions of cicadas are about to emerge in parts of the US in numbers not seen in decades and possibly centuries.
Illegal rave chaos on Easter Sunday as hundreds of party animals flock to ‘out of control’ event
Instagram down as thousands of users unable to comment and post on app
Oregon Man Narrowly Escapes Being Gored By Runaway Saw Blade
"I need a beer. I'm still shaken," Shane Reimche said after the freak accident.
‘Make friends with psycho seagulls because they’re charismatic,’ barmy experts say
UK faces April deluge as forecasters warn of ‘rain every day for a fortnight’
‘Dine and dash’ women flee pub ‘without paying £140 bill after stuffing faces’
Priest, 63, marries 12-year-old girl after selecting young bride when she was just six
Bloke pulls out boxing gloves in driving row as fans joke he’s ‘new Ronnie Pickering’
Model teases ‘come a little closer’ as she flaunts curves in PVC lingerie
‘Cicada-geddon’ Is The Biggest Bug Emergence In Centuries
Trillions of evolution’s bizarro wonders, red-eyed periodical cicadas, are about to emerge in numbers not seen in decades and possibly centuries.
Bodycam Video Shows Police Chasing Shoplifter On Horses In New Mexico
“It wasn't me,” the suspect yells as he leads the horse and police officer into the street, stopping traffic.
Pub April Fool’s joke backfires as punters turn up with rabbits and chickens
Canary Island locals declare war on Tenerife tourists – but Brits respond ‘f**k off’
Bloke whose skull melted in horror electrocution shares ‘terrifying’ prank
Aldi shopper has ‘genius’ trick to slow down checkout staff – but there’s a catch
‘Idiot’ TikTok sleuths disrupt cases like hunt for Nicola Bulley with wild conspiracies
Harry and Meghan ‘asked to bring children’ to see William and Kate to ‘make up’
Boko Haram and ISIS terrorists addicted to ‘Devil’s Pill’ supplied by Mexican drug cartels
Three times lucky for Vegas slot jockey after scooping over £500k in triple casino win
‘I earn thousands humiliating men – they love it when I call penises small’
UK weather maps show ‘three straight days of snow’ as ’10cm per hour’ coming this week
‘Devil Dog Mobster’s’ terror blitz showed rival gangs who really ran the town
What it’s like to be kidnapped in Haiti – makeshift prisons, torture and ‘ready to die’
Tesco flogs £30 energy-saving gadget for just £10 – and shoppers race to buy it
Man sliced in half by forklift makes heartbreaking announcement following ‘betrayal’
Page 3 model Apollonia branded ‘hottest Easter bunny ever’ as she strips to lingerie
‘I think MH370 was hijacked by Russia – and order could have come from Putin’
April Fool’s Day round-up: From drug-detecting chickens to Aldi’s new dating show
With the window for April Fool's Day pranks now closed, we round up some of the more creative and canny jokes.