Surveillance footage shows the man sit on the sculpture for a photo op before noticing the damage and awkwardly leaving the scene.
It's not your imagination. Quite a few British parks and green spaces can smell suspiciously like semen around about now. Roy Vickery, a botanist who writes for website Plantlore, has explained why
Strange video footage shows what appears to be a "cylinder-shaped UFO" whirring in the background during a live NBC news report from Arizona, US, sparking a torrent of conspiracies online
The professor who filmed the incredible drone footage said people believe the statue has reappeared to "help the sick people get well" after Hurricane Hanna wreaked havoc